I just finished a book titled WHO GOOSED THE MOOSE BY ANTLERS IN THE TREE Top's.

Tooo funny. LOL.

Great words.

Just saw a good one on a local billboard : Age is a matter of the mind , If you don't mind , it does't matter . Mark Twain

That IS a good one! LOL.

Country song lyrics are also sources of wonderful questions and situations. I grew up in a part of the country where the sheephearders, cowboys and townfolk would meet for country dances at a grange in the 1950's, and we would be asked by the band, "Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight", and also I recall "I've got tears in my ears from laying on my pillow, crying over you".

I remembered it wrong. Here's the actual song:

I'VE GOT TEARS IN MY EARS
(FROM LYIN' ON MY BACK IN MY BED WHILE I CRY OVER YOU)
(Harold Barlow)

I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back
In my bed while I cry over you
And the tears in my ears, they're off the
beaten track
Since you said "It's goodbye, we are through"
So if I should get water on the brain
You will know you're the one who is to blame
I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back
In my bed while I cry over you.

I've got tears in my ears from lyin'on my back
In my bed while I cry over you
I've been cryin' these tears and soakin' in my
sack
Since the day I found you were untrue
And if I don't get up pretty soon
I'll turn into a sleepy lagoon
I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back
In my bed while I cry over you.

I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back
In my bed while I cry over you
It's been so many years, my sacroiliac
Feels as though it's been soaked through and
through
Oh, you lied when you said we'd take the plunge
Now I know how it feels to be a sponge
I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back
In my bed while I cry over you.

Dang, Bruce.....those are some poignant lyrics. :)