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Sue 
posted by Sue on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at 12:10

I just got back from a vacation St Croix.....I even toured the Cruzan rum factory, and after the tour we got to taste all the flavors. Wonderful. I left walking like a crab. Bob went diving with a native named Cisco, and the boys came back with a sack of lobster and octopi, which we cooked on the beach.....I did notice my pacemaker was acting funny around the big machines at the factory, but I just walked to a different area. The security in the Miami airport is quite strict....even though I was wearing sandles, they had me take my shoes off and checked the bottoms of my feet....other passengers did not have to remove their socks.....when she was patting me down she came across my pacemaker, and she asked "what is THIS?!?"......so I told her......jeez. I felt like saying it was a small bomb strapped to my chest, but that is no joking matter. The fact that I was wearing big, oversized Ralph Lauren cargo shorts did not healp matters....too many pockets and zippered hiding areas. Great fun!


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Nov-11-09
cathartes
 
cathartes

Sorry the picture doesn't come through but you can imagine how it looks. You should have told her it was your new technology.

Apple does it again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Nov-11-09
Sue
 
Sue

LMAO

Nov-11-09
flbrat
 
flbrat

I'm glaaaad! Sounds like a fun trip.

Hey Cath, that is funny about the iTit. I had a coworker who got fed up with the guys looking at her chest vs her eyes when she would attempt to speak to them. She came in one day with googlie eyes pasted to her chest. She marched right up to the worst offender and told him: THERE! Now you can look me in the EYES when I speak to you!!

Nov-19-09 
hgarya

This is too funny. Yes, I'm a guy (62 yoa) but, I remember the days.....that whole Miami Airport thing is a little scarey! Sue, hope you had a great time.

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